Tap That Ass

Sure thongs are not all wrong. And, let's face it, they're a must when it comes to making our booties look luscious in our favorite fashion. And the boys, oh the boys, they like them a lot. But we woke up today feeling a little reverence for some old school lingerie. A time when starlets lounged about in negligees before their vanities, powdering their noses and dabbing their pulse points with Shalimar. Silk and lace Tap Pants seem kinda sexy all of a sudden. Don't they?

Twisted Sister

Another week, another move to add to our ever increasing repertoire. The gorgeous girls at BeSpun offer pole dancing classes that will take your body to a whole other level of lusciousness. Seriously, this stuff does a body good. And remember, practice makes perfect, so get an X-Pole pronto.

Winter is soooo over. Spring forward to a new sexy state of mind and leave the past behind!!

Happy Birthday To Us

Ok, it may be a LITTLE self absorbed to wish ourselves happy birthday, but screw it. And while we're at it (and while our fierce fashionistas are en route back from Paris Fashion Week and we're DYING to get all the saucy scoop)...deep sigh...we just want to say: all we really want is high heels (Christian Louboutin, Christian Louboutin, Christian Louboutin). And hot sex. Done and done.

Everyone's Doing It

The more we read about it, the more we can't get over how many frisky folks are putting poles up in their houses. Kate Hudson, Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba, Fergie...not to mention Cindy Crawford. And who wouldn't want to look as good as her? Even Long Island Lolita Miss Amy Fisher is apparently appearing in a skin flick as a stripper who works a good pole. Though, we like to think a little class goes a long way when you're shaking your ass.
Point is, we're having fun strutting our stuff and want to spread the gospel of getting some. Trust us: nothing helps you feel hotter than a little bump and grind. So come on, get your X-Pole installed and let's start a dirty dance revolution!

The Buzz

Everyone needs a little release from time to time. But why not make it a little luxurious? These mini vibrators from Lelo come in 18K gold plate or stainless steel. And guess what? The sleek, sexy and stylishly ergonomic design contours the body perfectly. With 27 speeds to choose from, we hardly think getting off more than once will be an issue.

Letting It All Hang Out

We're feeling our party head today. Last night was filled with some spontaneous sass that only the right combo of new and true friends can create. So we thank our co-conspirators for reminding us that life is about being in the moment.

Speaking of reminders: there are only two episodes left of The L-Word. That's only two more chances to check out Shane's tits.

Plus, we're still rooting for Secret Diary Of A Call Girl. Though we wish there was more action, less distraction.

Whenever we're feeling a little overdone, there's always Deneuve. Pop in Belle De Jour. Now that's a clever call girl.

In The Wind

It's time for Daytona Bike Week. And, as some of you know, Fluffer Gal is partial to chicks who don't ride bitch. The women with their own two wheels always win in our book. Besides, what's sexier than a honey who can handle her horsepower? Accessorize your ride with a to die for helmet from Atelier Ruby and you're ready to be road hard.

Happy Birthday Dame Elizabeth

8 marriages? No biggie. Afterall, it's a woman's prerogative to change her mind. Plus why just settle on ONE man to satisfy all your needs?

End Of The Week Obsessions

Who said a little stalking was so bad? We've got some big screen flicks that focus on the female form of being overly attentive and some suggestions on how to get cheap and loaded. Why? Because we like you.


We Hurt? Why? Cause We Love. The Silent Movie Theater has a double feature tonight of two tales of some chicks who are just plain misunderstood. The Story Of Adele H starring a Fluffer Gal Fave Isabelle Adjani (above), and Remember My Name. They just wanted to be loved...is that so wrong?

Bottomless Booze. Times they are tough. But Ivan Kane knows a thing or two about keeping the tips in tipsy. His new haunt Cafe Was features bottomless carafs of vino for only 15 bucks. All night every night.

Hidden Agendas. The Varnish Bar has opened inside Cole's downtown. If you can find it hidden behind the secret entrance, perhaps a risky rendez-vous with make you a little sleazy at this speakeasy.

Now we're not advocating all out alcohol. Just suggesting some sips might just take the edge of your week and hopefully help you heighten the horny.

Porn-A-Rama

We're primed in the power of porn, but has anyone noticed lately how it's popping up all over the place? We were told to How To Make Love Like A Porn Star, but now can dress, drink, smell and cook like one too? Maybe it's just about some financial fluffing, but adult entertainers are signing licensing deals faster than a major leaguer's pitch and we say bravo. It's about time these men and women make some dough from things other than money shots.

Here are some porn products that might peak your interest:

1. Rocco by Rocco Seffredi. Italy's most famous full frontal nude came out with a classy clothing line.
2. The Pornstar Cookbook. Favorite food recipes from the tasty talent who wet your appetite.
3. Vivid Girl. Cosmetics that stay on even when you're getting off.
4. Mistress Couture by Tera Patrick. Need we say more?
5. Sogno Uno by Savanna Samson. This vino got a solid 91 points from wine wunderkind Robert Parker.
6. Heartbreaker by Jenna Jameson. The sexy scent also comes in a shimmer body cream or bronzing oil, in case you were wondering.

Enjoy.

Flirt Fatigue

We woke up this morning and realized we've been a bit pooped in the posting department. A little Fluffer Gal fatigue has suddenly set in. But don't worry...we're not letting the blues block our lust for life. There's a whole lotta sexy going on. A fearless friend inspired us to suggest some reading to get the engines revving.

Story Of O by Paul Reage
Delta Of Venus by Anais Nin
Intimate Wisdom by Karinna Kittles Karsten
I'm With The Band: Confessions Of A Groupie
by Pamela Des Barres
The Claiming Of Sleeping Beauty by Anne Rice
Story Of The Eye by George Bataille

Pour yourself a cocktail and let the pages turn you.

See It. Eat It.

Another Friday. Another attempt to titillate. We say indulge yourself in something outside the old zone of comfort and see where it takes you.


Dirty Pictures. WOW Storefront Gallery in Hollywood continues it's exhibition, All American Porn: 25 Years Of Erotic Photography. Get a glimpse of people getting caught in the act.


Biting It. The Bazaar at the SLS Hotel in Beverly Hills is living up to the hype. Chef Jose Andres will take your taste buds on a culinary journey that'll make those toes curl. Foie Gras lollipop with vanilla infused cotton candy anyone?

X Marks The Spot

So we were behind the scenes at a shoot the other day where we caught some of the most talented babes in the business in action. Pole dancing is not only an art form, it's an athletic accomplishment we're a bit further away from conquering than earlier thought. The human body is an amazing thing. Never, ever dismiss the sexy. Get one and get on: X-Pole.

Self Love

We were thinking about ourselves the other day and gave us a google. Ahhhh, a story of unrequited love in a tangled web of lies, deceit and heartbreak. Love triangle anyone? The Fluffer may NOT have won an avalanche of accolades, but it's a pic after our own hearts.

Guilt Pleasures Galore!

Or what we really want to call this post: Ode To Shane In The Key Of D....for delish. Sure, it's melodramatic, tragically acted and unbelievably unrealistic, but we LOVES us some L-Word. Especially Shane. She's calm, cool, collected and has the kind of nipple confidence any chick craves. New episodes are on Sunday nights, but they repeat throughout the week. And only three left to go! Just a word of advice for our Fluffer Gal Fave: Shane you gotta give Jenny the shaft...and we don't mean literally.

Sunday Sass.

What a weekend. We got into some much needed trouble per usual. Plus, New York Fashion week is in full swing and someone sneaked us some pics of the latest in lingerie lust; otherwise known as La Perla's Black Label. Sure, tomorrow's Monday, but why not throw caution to the wind and slip into something more comfortable tonight?

The Heart of the Matter

So it's finally another weekend, and this one is chock filled with options to get us all off. If you're sans a sweetheart this Valentine's, do sweat it. Being sexy is a state of mind, not a relationship status on Facebook. No need to be saint like.

Be Mine Bitches. LACE's annual Valentine's Day benefit bash. Perhaps there's a like minded art lover you can bring home to see your etchings.


Do It Big. If you're in the mood to mingle, downtown is where all the decadence is. Do Lab is throwing a to do that includes a performance by vampy vaudevillians Lucent Dossier.


Speaking of Spanking. Why not catch up on some much needed reading? Flogging is an excellent introduction to the art of tapping ass. We love a good page turner and know you do too.


And why waste all your time on the bells and whistles? A wise woman told us to skip the champagne and chocolate and head straight for the sheets. We say fuck, sleep, repeat.

Work It Weds

So we were chit chatting with the girls at Jumbo's last night. You know a little gossip about the guys and some insider tips on taking control of the pole...and the thing we love most about this place is that the ladies take the lead. From the bartenders, to the babes on stage, to the owners, these sisters are doing it for themselves.

Here's some more tunes we've added to our repertoire:

Van Halen Finish What You Started
Hooverphonic 2wicky
Living Colour Love Rears Its Ugly Head
Q Tip Vivrant Thing

And remember, get yourself an X-Pole and put that thing UP. It's a sure fire way to defeat those Valentine's Day doldrums.

If You Can't Get Some, Eat Some.

Now some people love him, some people hate him. But for us Anthony Bourdain is a Fluffer Gal Fave. Why? Because he has a true fetish for flavor. And ANYone that into tasty delights is a-ok.

Take a walk on the wild side with our boy and check out his special episode of No Reservations called Food Porn. It's a XXX selection of lip smacking delights. Plus, we all know the senses that food ignites can cause the same kick start to a sassy swagger that sex does.

Settle Down Now.

A fantastic friend was discussing the art of NOT settling over the weekend with us...and in honor of him and ourselves, here is a list what we WILL settle for, and nothing less:

1) Mind blowing sex and the chemistry that leads up to it.

Valentine's Day is approaching. Don't over think it. Just don't settle for anything less.