Flirting With Friday

TGIF lovelies. Here's a list that's sure to get you nailed this weekend. Or least put you in the mood for something out of the ordinary.


White Trash Love. Continuing their Hot Wheels and Speed Demons (hello, muscle car man) series, The Silent Movie Theater is showing Dirty Mary Crazy Larry tonight at midnight. We don't know about you, but a '68 Charger, halter tops, and one night stands spells f-u-n.


Sex It Up. Our favorite place on the planet is having a garden sale this Saturday at their salon in West Hollywood. Kiki de Montparnasse is the reason we get out of bed most mornings...or go back to bed for that matter. Make sure you RSVP to 323 951 9545.

One Two Tres. Why not get away by staying in town? There's nothing like being holed up in some hotel room with your honey. Or some random hottie you want to wrangle. El Tres Inn in Silverlake has a selection of suites that will keep your rendez vous under wraps.

End Of The Week Obsessions

Who said a little stalking was so bad? We've got some big screen flicks that focus on the female form of being overly attentive and some suggestions on how to get cheap and loaded. Why? Because we like you.


We Hurt? Why? Cause We Love. The Silent Movie Theater has a double feature tonight of two tales of some chicks who are just plain misunderstood. The Story Of Adele H starring a Fluffer Gal Fave Isabelle Adjani (above), and Remember My Name. They just wanted to be loved...is that so wrong?

Bottomless Booze. Times they are tough. But Ivan Kane knows a thing or two about keeping the tips in tipsy. His new haunt Cafe Was features bottomless carafs of vino for only 15 bucks. All night every night.

Hidden Agendas. The Varnish Bar has opened inside Cole's downtown. If you can find it hidden behind the secret entrance, perhaps a risky rendez-vous with make you a little sleazy at this speakeasy.

Now we're not advocating all out alcohol. Just suggesting some sips might just take the edge of your week and hopefully help you heighten the horny.

See It. Eat It.

Another Friday. Another attempt to titillate. We say indulge yourself in something outside the old zone of comfort and see where it takes you.


Dirty Pictures. WOW Storefront Gallery in Hollywood continues it's exhibition, All American Porn: 25 Years Of Erotic Photography. Get a glimpse of people getting caught in the act.


Biting It. The Bazaar at the SLS Hotel in Beverly Hills is living up to the hype. Chef Jose Andres will take your taste buds on a culinary journey that'll make those toes curl. Foie Gras lollipop with vanilla infused cotton candy anyone?

The Heart of the Matter

So it's finally another weekend, and this one is chock filled with options to get us all off. If you're sans a sweetheart this Valentine's, do sweat it. Being sexy is a state of mind, not a relationship status on Facebook. No need to be saint like.

Be Mine Bitches. LACE's annual Valentine's Day benefit bash. Perhaps there's a like minded art lover you can bring home to see your etchings.


Do It Big. If you're in the mood to mingle, downtown is where all the decadence is. Do Lab is throwing a to do that includes a performance by vampy vaudevillians Lucent Dossier.


Speaking of Spanking. Why not catch up on some much needed reading? Flogging is an excellent introduction to the art of tapping ass. We love a good page turner and know you do too.


And why waste all your time on the bells and whistles? A wise woman told us to skip the champagne and chocolate and head straight for the sheets. We say fuck, sleep, repeat.

Wet And Wild Weekend

Rainy days make us want to stay in bed and get randy. But if you MUST get out, here's some stuff to wet your whistle this weekend.

Female Form. Wallace Berman and Richard Prince are shutterbugs who've dedicated their lives to capturing chicks in provocative poses. Go get inspired at Michael Kohn Gallery.

Lusty Liquids. Fondue and flight night at The Bread Bar in Century City. Tease those taste buds and excite your inner artisan. Co hosted by The Cheese Store of Beverly Hills. Decadence anyone?

Flirty Friday

Fear not Team Fluffer Gal. Things may seem tight in that pocket book, but that's no reason to keep from getting all hot and bothered where it really counts this weekend.


Sweet Surrender. Studies have shown that the aroma of donuts increases blood flow to the penis. That's reason enough to skip the main course and go straight to dessert. Why not grab some fresh Krispy Kremes and a bottle of bubbly for a naughty night in? Or if you're already out on the town, drop into longtime faves Grace or Blair's for their house made doughy delights en route to undressing.


Shake It Sister. Mexican wrestling and striptease? Why of course. Lucha Va Voom is coming back our way and this is seriously a spectacular not to be missed. Grab that make out partner and get your tickets muis pronto. Titties AND tights? Done and done.

Frisky Friday

We're ready to shake our money maker this weekend are you? Change in leadership means adding a whole new set of positions we stand for, if you catch our groove.

We Like To Watch. We've seen air guitar competitions, but air sex? Sign us up. Catch the double feature Porno and I'll Be There With You at the Downtown Independent with air sex offs inbetween.


Rock and Rolling. Our favorite roller girls are ready. Get in on the action: LA Derby Dolls.


Bad Sex Gone Good. All names have been changed to protect the not so innocent. Worst Laid Plans: True Stories Of Terrible Sex at Upright Citizens Brigade.

Friday Fetishes

So here's a couple of places to plant your hot and not so bothered self this weekend...

Wet Your Appetite. Those Europeans know a thing or two about pumping up the pleasure quotient. And now the trend has hit our town. Dine in the dark. That's pitch black. Let your lover feed you in the ultimate in multi-sensual dining experience. Check out www.darkdining.com


Soak In Some Showgirls. All the pole dancing dramatics. All the pastie snatching sagas. All in one place. This is must see theater. Strip The Play.
For tickets: 323-960-7784

TGIF

It's Friday lovelies, and that can only mean one thing: getting lucky in more places than Kentucky. What to do and where to go to get some this weekend?

Randy Road Trip?  Hop on into your hot rod and head out to Vegas to check out all the action at the AVNs with someone you find fetching. Plus pick up some naughty necessities to rev things up.


Wanna Shake Your Groove Thing? Everyone's favorite and fabulous drag party is celebrating it's super sweet 16. Take that MTV bitches. Grab your sassiest sweetie and head to the Echoplex for a lovefest that might just lead to some mattress mambo.