Flirting With Friday

TGIF lovelies. Here's a list that's sure to get you nailed this weekend. Or least put you in the mood for something out of the ordinary.


White Trash Love. Continuing their Hot Wheels and Speed Demons (hello, muscle car man) series, The Silent Movie Theater is showing Dirty Mary Crazy Larry tonight at midnight. We don't know about you, but a '68 Charger, halter tops, and one night stands spells f-u-n.


Sex It Up. Our favorite place on the planet is having a garden sale this Saturday at their salon in West Hollywood. Kiki de Montparnasse is the reason we get out of bed most mornings...or go back to bed for that matter. Make sure you RSVP to 323 951 9545.

One Two Tres. Why not get away by staying in town? There's nothing like being holed up in some hotel room with your honey. Or some random hottie you want to wrangle. El Tres Inn in Silverlake has a selection of suites that will keep your rendez vous under wraps.

Funky Facts

1. The average load of semen is about a teaspoon, chock full of nutrients, and only 15 calories!

2. The FBI named the Nixon Watergate scandal informant
Deep Throat after the blockbuster porno flick.

3. Fellatio comes from the Latin word for “suck.”

4. A clean penis has fewer germs than your mouth.

5. Rumor has it that the inspiration for blow jobs came from the gay women on the Isle of Lesbos who used their mouths to please their partners. Men heard of the practice and translated it to their own pleasure center.

Just one more...

6. Andy Warhol’s Blow Job is a closeup of a man’s face as he receives oral sex from his boyfriend. The shot is 35 minutes long! Wow, those dudes were committed to their art.

Happy hump day.

Calling All Girls...

So last Sunday the U.S. Pole Dancing Championships hit the Bleecker Theater in New York City. This was a serious showdown. Sure the word on the street is that pole dancing has gone from erotic to aerobic, but the sensuality of the sport has not been lost. All eleven contestants performed their monkey climbs, chair spins, candlesticks, firemen, tuck spins, and inversions to perfection. But superstar Jenyne Butterfly beat them all to the punch with her signature "flag move" - picture her as the flag on the pole - bringing the crowd to its feet. "The Queen Of The Pole" (gosh, who wouldn't want to be known as this?!) took the prize. Congrats Jenyne...you are our idol in more ways than one.

Put up your own X-Pole at home. Why? Because it's fun.

Tap That Ass

Sure thongs are not all wrong. And, let's face it, they're a must when it comes to making our booties look luscious in our favorite fashion. And the boys, oh the boys, they like them a lot. But we woke up today feeling a little reverence for some old school lingerie. A time when starlets lounged about in negligees before their vanities, powdering their noses and dabbing their pulse points with Shalimar. Silk and lace Tap Pants seem kinda sexy all of a sudden. Don't they?

Post Party

What a weekend! We got sauced and sassy Friday night with the best bunch of friends any Fluffer Gal could ask for. Then hopped on our sporty and rode with a gang of seriously sexy gear heads to the DicE Party in Duarte last night where the eye candy was awesome. Men with tattoos, scruffy beards and bad attitudes turn us on, what can we say? Nothing better than riding alongside a buddy with 'beaver fever' painted on his helmet. Yum.

Friday Means Fun

Wow, did another week just go by? Time flies when you're having fun we guess...and when you're caught up in some covert romps. So what to do? What to see? Where to go? Who to do? Here's what we're thinking in no particular order, so get ready to get busy.


Roller Boogie. Head down to World On Wheels Saturday night for some Love On Wheels. For a good cause, you can get funky with some folks who know how to work their hips in all the right ways. Fluffer Gal will be in the house.

Come On Vogue. BoxEight's LA Fashion Week kicks off tonight at the Los Angeles Theater. Gen Art presents the much buzzed about runway show, plus a super cool after party that's sure to include some lookers who MAY want to accompany you to the after after party. Know what we're sayin?

Bite Into It. With a new menu of small bites all under a ten-spot, the newly monikered Craftbar is pushing all the right buttons. Grab some nosh and head home for some naughtiness.

Twisted Sister

Another week, another move to add to our ever increasing repertoire. The gorgeous girls at BeSpun offer pole dancing classes that will take your body to a whole other level of lusciousness. Seriously, this stuff does a body good. And remember, practice makes perfect, so get an X-Pole pronto.

Winter is soooo over. Spring forward to a new sexy state of mind and leave the past behind!!

Happy Birthday To Us

Ok, it may be a LITTLE self absorbed to wish ourselves happy birthday, but screw it. And while we're at it (and while our fierce fashionistas are en route back from Paris Fashion Week and we're DYING to get all the saucy scoop)...deep sigh...we just want to say: all we really want is high heels (Christian Louboutin, Christian Louboutin, Christian Louboutin). And hot sex. Done and done.

F**k Yeah It's Friday!

Lots to do. Little time. Get yourself ready for some scintillating stuff this weekend.

Motorcycle Mamas. Our two favorite things: curves and choppers, all in one place. Voluptuous Biker Babes is coming to the New Beverly Cinema. Camp, porn and sexploitation...need we say more?


Eating It. Late night dining can be a real drag, and we don't mean the kind that comes in heels and full make up. Our boys Jon and Vinny serve up meaty masterpieces til 2am on the weekends that bring out the primal part in all of us at Animal.


Seedy And Sexy. Anyone born during the month of March (that's us!) can take one of downtown's Esoteric Tours for $3.33. It's a sneak peek into Main Street's notorious and naughty underbelly.

The Quickie

Sometimes there are no words. Just fabulous photos. We love this town.

Everyone's Doing It

The more we read about it, the more we can't get over how many frisky folks are putting poles up in their houses. Kate Hudson, Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba, Fergie...not to mention Cindy Crawford. And who wouldn't want to look as good as her? Even Long Island Lolita Miss Amy Fisher is apparently appearing in a skin flick as a stripper who works a good pole. Though, we like to think a little class goes a long way when you're shaking your ass.
Point is, we're having fun strutting our stuff and want to spread the gospel of getting some. Trust us: nothing helps you feel hotter than a little bump and grind. So come on, get your X-Pole installed and let's start a dirty dance revolution!

The Buzz

Everyone needs a little release from time to time. But why not make it a little luxurious? These mini vibrators from Lelo come in 18K gold plate or stainless steel. And guess what? The sleek, sexy and stylishly ergonomic design contours the body perfectly. With 27 speeds to choose from, we hardly think getting off more than once will be an issue.

Letting It All Hang Out

We're feeling our party head today. Last night was filled with some spontaneous sass that only the right combo of new and true friends can create. So we thank our co-conspirators for reminding us that life is about being in the moment.

Speaking of reminders: there are only two episodes left of The L-Word. That's only two more chances to check out Shane's tits.

Plus, we're still rooting for Secret Diary Of A Call Girl. Though we wish there was more action, less distraction.

Whenever we're feeling a little overdone, there's always Deneuve. Pop in Belle De Jour. Now that's a clever call girl.

In The Wind

It's time for Daytona Bike Week. And, as some of you know, Fluffer Gal is partial to chicks who don't ride bitch. The women with their own two wheels always win in our book. Besides, what's sexier than a honey who can handle her horsepower? Accessorize your ride with a to die for helmet from Atelier Ruby and you're ready to be road hard.

Happy Birthday Dame Elizabeth

8 marriages? No biggie. Afterall, it's a woman's prerogative to change her mind. Plus why just settle on ONE man to satisfy all your needs?

End Of The Week Obsessions

Who said a little stalking was so bad? We've got some big screen flicks that focus on the female form of being overly attentive and some suggestions on how to get cheap and loaded. Why? Because we like you.


We Hurt? Why? Cause We Love. The Silent Movie Theater has a double feature tonight of two tales of some chicks who are just plain misunderstood. The Story Of Adele H starring a Fluffer Gal Fave Isabelle Adjani (above), and Remember My Name. They just wanted to be loved...is that so wrong?

Bottomless Booze. Times they are tough. But Ivan Kane knows a thing or two about keeping the tips in tipsy. His new haunt Cafe Was features bottomless carafs of vino for only 15 bucks. All night every night.

Hidden Agendas. The Varnish Bar has opened inside Cole's downtown. If you can find it hidden behind the secret entrance, perhaps a risky rendez-vous with make you a little sleazy at this speakeasy.

Now we're not advocating all out alcohol. Just suggesting some sips might just take the edge of your week and hopefully help you heighten the horny.

Porn-A-Rama

We're primed in the power of porn, but has anyone noticed lately how it's popping up all over the place? We were told to How To Make Love Like A Porn Star, but now can dress, drink, smell and cook like one too? Maybe it's just about some financial fluffing, but adult entertainers are signing licensing deals faster than a major leaguer's pitch and we say bravo. It's about time these men and women make some dough from things other than money shots.

Here are some porn products that might peak your interest:

1. Rocco by Rocco Seffredi. Italy's most famous full frontal nude came out with a classy clothing line.
2. The Pornstar Cookbook. Favorite food recipes from the tasty talent who wet your appetite.
3. Vivid Girl. Cosmetics that stay on even when you're getting off.
4. Mistress Couture by Tera Patrick. Need we say more?
5. Sogno Uno by Savanna Samson. This vino got a solid 91 points from wine wunderkind Robert Parker.
6. Heartbreaker by Jenna Jameson. The sexy scent also comes in a shimmer body cream or bronzing oil, in case you were wondering.

Enjoy.

Your Weekly Workout

We just wanted to share with you a photo of our girl Estee on the X-Pole. This is a sneak peek of what we're working towards. Pole dancing not only tones you up, it opens you up. So throw on your favorite platform heels and climb on board.

The U.S. Pole Dancing Championship is March 15th in New York City. Just sayin.

Flirt Fatigue

We woke up this morning and realized we've been a bit pooped in the posting department. A little Fluffer Gal fatigue has suddenly set in. But don't worry...we're not letting the blues block our lust for life. There's a whole lotta sexy going on. A fearless friend inspired us to suggest some reading to get the engines revving.

Story Of O by Paul Reage
Delta Of Venus by Anais Nin
Intimate Wisdom by Karinna Kittles Karsten
I'm With The Band: Confessions Of A Groupie
by Pamela Des Barres
The Claiming Of Sleeping Beauty by Anne Rice
Story Of The Eye by George Bataille

Pour yourself a cocktail and let the pages turn you.

See It. Eat It.

Another Friday. Another attempt to titillate. We say indulge yourself in something outside the old zone of comfort and see where it takes you.


Dirty Pictures. WOW Storefront Gallery in Hollywood continues it's exhibition, All American Porn: 25 Years Of Erotic Photography. Get a glimpse of people getting caught in the act.


Biting It. The Bazaar at the SLS Hotel in Beverly Hills is living up to the hype. Chef Jose Andres will take your taste buds on a culinary journey that'll make those toes curl. Foie Gras lollipop with vanilla infused cotton candy anyone?

Going Deeper?

We were channel surfing last night and caught a new reality series Deeper Throat. The premise is a man, who turns out to be the head of the pinnacle of porn studios, Vivid Entertainment, is on a quest to remake the classic film Deep Throat. Now this guy already has quite the corral of credits under his belt and surely has the goods to get it done. And yeah, the original skin flick is the most profitable one ever to hit the silver screen. But, to be Fluffer Gal frank, the tv show is just another cheesy, overtly staged docudrama in our book. And the movie is a masterpiece not to be messed with. I mean come ON, a girl born with a clit in her throat? You can't top that. Surely there are some new story lines to be shot...any suggestions?

X Marks The Spot

So we were behind the scenes at a shoot the other day where we caught some of the most talented babes in the business in action. Pole dancing is not only an art form, it's an athletic accomplishment we're a bit further away from conquering than earlier thought. The human body is an amazing thing. Never, ever dismiss the sexy. Get one and get on: X-Pole.

Self Love

We were thinking about ourselves the other day and gave us a google. Ahhhh, a story of unrequited love in a tangled web of lies, deceit and heartbreak. Love triangle anyone? The Fluffer may NOT have won an avalanche of accolades, but it's a pic after our own hearts.

Guilt Pleasures Galore!

Or what we really want to call this post: Ode To Shane In The Key Of D....for delish. Sure, it's melodramatic, tragically acted and unbelievably unrealistic, but we LOVES us some L-Word. Especially Shane. She's calm, cool, collected and has the kind of nipple confidence any chick craves. New episodes are on Sunday nights, but they repeat throughout the week. And only three left to go! Just a word of advice for our Fluffer Gal Fave: Shane you gotta give Jenny the shaft...and we don't mean literally.

Sunday Sass.

What a weekend. We got into some much needed trouble per usual. Plus, New York Fashion week is in full swing and someone sneaked us some pics of the latest in lingerie lust; otherwise known as La Perla's Black Label. Sure, tomorrow's Monday, but why not throw caution to the wind and slip into something more comfortable tonight?

The Heart of the Matter

So it's finally another weekend, and this one is chock filled with options to get us all off. If you're sans a sweetheart this Valentine's, do sweat it. Being sexy is a state of mind, not a relationship status on Facebook. No need to be saint like.

Be Mine Bitches. LACE's annual Valentine's Day benefit bash. Perhaps there's a like minded art lover you can bring home to see your etchings.


Do It Big. If you're in the mood to mingle, downtown is where all the decadence is. Do Lab is throwing a to do that includes a performance by vampy vaudevillians Lucent Dossier.


Speaking of Spanking. Why not catch up on some much needed reading? Flogging is an excellent introduction to the art of tapping ass. We love a good page turner and know you do too.


And why waste all your time on the bells and whistles? A wise woman told us to skip the champagne and chocolate and head straight for the sheets. We say fuck, sleep, repeat.

Work It Weds

So we were chit chatting with the girls at Jumbo's last night. You know a little gossip about the guys and some insider tips on taking control of the pole...and the thing we love most about this place is that the ladies take the lead. From the bartenders, to the babes on stage, to the owners, these sisters are doing it for themselves.

Here's some more tunes we've added to our repertoire:

Van Halen Finish What You Started
Hooverphonic 2wicky
Living Colour Love Rears Its Ugly Head
Q Tip Vivrant Thing

And remember, get yourself an X-Pole and put that thing UP. It's a sure fire way to defeat those Valentine's Day doldrums.

If You Can't Get Some, Eat Some.

Now some people love him, some people hate him. But for us Anthony Bourdain is a Fluffer Gal Fave. Why? Because he has a true fetish for flavor. And ANYone that into tasty delights is a-ok.

Take a walk on the wild side with our boy and check out his special episode of No Reservations called Food Porn. It's a XXX selection of lip smacking delights. Plus, we all know the senses that food ignites can cause the same kick start to a sassy swagger that sex does.

Settle Down Now.

A fantastic friend was discussing the art of NOT settling over the weekend with us...and in honor of him and ourselves, here is a list what we WILL settle for, and nothing less:

1) Mind blowing sex and the chemistry that leads up to it.

Valentine's Day is approaching. Don't over think it. Just don't settle for anything less.

The Quickie

What's a girl to do when she falls in love at first sight? Sure we like to score luxury lingerie, but the sexiest way to a woman's heart is through her shoes. These Christian Louboutin pumps will make us your love slave for life. Or least til tomorrow...

They come in silver too, but Fluffer Gal never likes to play it safe, nor should you.

Wet And Wild Weekend

Rainy days make us want to stay in bed and get randy. But if you MUST get out, here's some stuff to wet your whistle this weekend.

Female Form. Wallace Berman and Richard Prince are shutterbugs who've dedicated their lives to capturing chicks in provocative poses. Go get inspired at Michael Kohn Gallery.

Lusty Liquids. Fondue and flight night at The Bread Bar in Century City. Tease those taste buds and excite your inner artisan. Co hosted by The Cheese Store of Beverly Hills. Decadence anyone?

Hair Today...Gone...?

Face it, nothing says you're getting lucky like some long luscious locks. Before she went bonkers, our girl Brigit Bardot was sex on a stick thanks to her silky sixties style. But what's a babe to do when she's just gotten bobbed?
Enter Beyond The Beauty. These peeps know a thing or two about turning on the temptation. And we're not talking trashy celebutard tresses. It's the real deal. We're thinking of going long this weekend...to catch a pass of course. The pro bowl ain't just for ball players if you catch our drift...

Songs In The Key Of Pole

So, as many of you know, we're making '09 all about the pole. And so far the magic mood really happens when the soundtrack is spot on.

Here's a list in progress of what to play:

N.E.R.D. Lapdance
The John Anderson Big Band The Stripper
AC/DC Thunderstruck
Madonna Give It To Me
Duffy Mercy
Britney Spears Circus

And remember, put up your own X-Pole to play along.

Send us your top tunes to shake your ta tas to and we'll add them to the list!!

When The Going Gets Rough...

We're all for a little rough play. But let's face it, things are rough out THERE too. What's the best way to curb that bad buzz? Pour yourself another tall one, put on those heels, crank up that music, and dance your ass off. Remember the magic of a mix tape? The awesomeness of analog? We're whipping out the pole tonight for practice and reporting back tomorrow...