Flirting With Friday

TGIF lovelies. Here's a list that's sure to get you nailed this weekend. Or least put you in the mood for something out of the ordinary.


White Trash Love. Continuing their Hot Wheels and Speed Demons (hello, muscle car man) series, The Silent Movie Theater is showing Dirty Mary Crazy Larry tonight at midnight. We don't know about you, but a '68 Charger, halter tops, and one night stands spells f-u-n.


Sex It Up. Our favorite place on the planet is having a garden sale this Saturday at their salon in West Hollywood. Kiki de Montparnasse is the reason we get out of bed most mornings...or go back to bed for that matter. Make sure you RSVP to 323 951 9545.

One Two Tres. Why not get away by staying in town? There's nothing like being holed up in some hotel room with your honey. Or some random hottie you want to wrangle. El Tres Inn in Silverlake has a selection of suites that will keep your rendez vous under wraps.

Funky Facts

1. The average load of semen is about a teaspoon, chock full of nutrients, and only 15 calories!

2. The FBI named the Nixon Watergate scandal informant
Deep Throat after the blockbuster porno flick.

3. Fellatio comes from the Latin word for “suck.”

4. A clean penis has fewer germs than your mouth.

5. Rumor has it that the inspiration for blow jobs came from the gay women on the Isle of Lesbos who used their mouths to please their partners. Men heard of the practice and translated it to their own pleasure center.

Just one more...

6. Andy Warhol’s Blow Job is a closeup of a man’s face as he receives oral sex from his boyfriend. The shot is 35 minutes long! Wow, those dudes were committed to their art.

Happy hump day.

Calling All Girls...

So last Sunday the U.S. Pole Dancing Championships hit the Bleecker Theater in New York City. This was a serious showdown. Sure the word on the street is that pole dancing has gone from erotic to aerobic, but the sensuality of the sport has not been lost. All eleven contestants performed their monkey climbs, chair spins, candlesticks, firemen, tuck spins, and inversions to perfection. But superstar Jenyne Butterfly beat them all to the punch with her signature "flag move" - picture her as the flag on the pole - bringing the crowd to its feet. "The Queen Of The Pole" (gosh, who wouldn't want to be known as this?!) took the prize. Congrats Jenyne...you are our idol in more ways than one.

Put up your own X-Pole at home. Why? Because it's fun.

Tap That Ass

Sure thongs are not all wrong. And, let's face it, they're a must when it comes to making our booties look luscious in our favorite fashion. And the boys, oh the boys, they like them a lot. But we woke up today feeling a little reverence for some old school lingerie. A time when starlets lounged about in negligees before their vanities, powdering their noses and dabbing their pulse points with Shalimar. Silk and lace Tap Pants seem kinda sexy all of a sudden. Don't they?

Post Party

What a weekend! We got sauced and sassy Friday night with the best bunch of friends any Fluffer Gal could ask for. Then hopped on our sporty and rode with a gang of seriously sexy gear heads to the DicE Party in Duarte last night where the eye candy was awesome. Men with tattoos, scruffy beards and bad attitudes turn us on, what can we say? Nothing better than riding alongside a buddy with 'beaver fever' painted on his helmet. Yum.

Friday Means Fun

Wow, did another week just go by? Time flies when you're having fun we guess...and when you're caught up in some covert romps. So what to do? What to see? Where to go? Who to do? Here's what we're thinking in no particular order, so get ready to get busy.


Roller Boogie. Head down to World On Wheels Saturday night for some Love On Wheels. For a good cause, you can get funky with some folks who know how to work their hips in all the right ways. Fluffer Gal will be in the house.

Come On Vogue. BoxEight's LA Fashion Week kicks off tonight at the Los Angeles Theater. Gen Art presents the much buzzed about runway show, plus a super cool after party that's sure to include some lookers who MAY want to accompany you to the after after party. Know what we're sayin?

Bite Into It. With a new menu of small bites all under a ten-spot, the newly monikered Craftbar is pushing all the right buttons. Grab some nosh and head home for some naughtiness.