Funky Facts

1. The average load of semen is about a teaspoon, chock full of nutrients, and only 15 calories!

2. The FBI named the Nixon Watergate scandal informant
Deep Throat after the blockbuster porno flick.

3. Fellatio comes from the Latin word for “suck.”

4. A clean penis has fewer germs than your mouth.

5. Rumor has it that the inspiration for blow jobs came from the gay women on the Isle of Lesbos who used their mouths to please their partners. Men heard of the practice and translated it to their own pleasure center.

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6. Andy Warhol’s Blow Job is a closeup of a man’s face as he receives oral sex from his boyfriend. The shot is 35 minutes long! Wow, those dudes were committed to their art.

Happy hump day.