Friday, January 30, 2009

Flirty Friday

Fear not Team Fluffer Gal. Things may seem tight in that pocket book, but that's no reason to keep from getting all hot and bothered where it really counts this weekend.


Sweet Surrender. Studies have shown that the aroma of donuts increases blood flow to the penis. That's reason enough to skip the main course and go straight to dessert. Why not grab some fresh Krispy Kremes and a bottle of bubbly for a naughty night in? Or if you're already out on the town, drop into longtime faves Grace or Blair's for their house made doughy delights en route to undressing.


Shake It Sister. Mexican wrestling and striptease? Why of course. Lucha Va Voom is coming back our way and this is seriously a spectacular not to be missed. Grab that make out partner and get your tickets muis pronto. Titties AND tights? Done and done.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

The Whole Package

A Fluffer Gal fave.

Marianne Faithfull, mid 60s. The original band aid who co-wrote Sister Morphine with Mick & Keith, among other things...sigh.
Our girls over at Way Out! reminded us of an amazing movie she starred in. Lanvin leather jumpsuit anyone? Makes us wish we caught Paris Fashion Week even more! There's always next season...

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Wax Off Wednesday


One of our fabulous fans sent us this pic which started us waxing poetic over what Cocktail Wax promises: a flirty and delicious experience. All their waxes are chocolate based...sounds more like sinfully delicious if you ask us.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Toro, Toro!


Cock-a-doodle-doo, it's Tuesday and we just got a hot tip from a hot babe. Word on the street is the El Toro Cock Ring will spin you and your man candy right round baby. Now don't be bullheaded, cuz it's one of those toys that's a tad hard...to find.

Monday, January 26, 2009

Is It Monday Already?

Damn...well who's to say we can't strut around the office with that certain 'my baby's got a secret' swagger? Sometimes it's all about what you got going on underneath...or as we like to call it: WWCDD?


Catherine Deneuve. Originator of the nooner.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Sat Night Slosh


Caught Saturday morning at the Farmers Market in San Francisco. These ladies are bringing locals only to a whole new level. What ended up on our menu last night? Tune in later today to take a look.

Friday, January 23, 2009

The Lust List


Think wearing clothes with these would ruin the effect, don't you? Fendi Lattice Sandal. Yum. We're staying in tonight afterall...

Frisky Friday


We're ready to shake our money maker this weekend are you? Change in leadership means adding a whole new set of positions we stand for, if you catch our groove.

We Like To Watch. We've seen air guitar competitions, but air sex? Sign us up. Catch the double feature Porno and I'll Be There With You at the Downtown Independent with air sex offs inbetween.


Rock and Rolling. Our favorite roller girls are ready. Get in on the action: LA Derby Dolls.


Bad Sex Gone Good. All names have been changed to protect the not so innocent. Worst Laid Plans: True Stories Of Terrible Sex at Upright Citizens Brigade.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

The Quickie


Ultimately it's all about getting off, ain't it? A rock star who wants to get your rocks off seems, well, kinda tired. But, time to wake up, cuz we thought this delicious duet was more than a Little Something.


Orgasm, party of one.

It's Hump Day


We're hard at work on our horizontal tuck this week. But the voyeur in us can't stop watching Jamilla Deville's moves. Face it, we all like a girl who can give good pole. Jamilla Deville.

Put your own X-Pole up at home to perfect your open V swing and next week we'll send a song list your way. Stay tuned.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

The Big O


...and, for once, we don't mean the delicious, toe curling kind; however, it IS a shared experience
that lasts ALL day.

Today's Big O is all about Obama.

Celebrate.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Sin Free Sunday


Like most girls, we woke up feeling a little...rode hard and put away wet. Not that there's anything wrong with that. What with the boudoir overhaul that we've been indulging in. Starting with the silk sheets that seriously put the slink back into last night's sex. We're talking lusty luxury here, not synthetic shit. Get the real goods at Kumi Kookoon.

We really can't muster up the energy for any more one on one action, but may pop in one of our favorite flicks The Night Porter starring the ultimate Fluffer Gal, Charlotte Rampling. We don't oppose suspenders if worn correctly.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

The Whole Package


Billie Piper stars in Season 2 of Secret Diary Of A Call Girl beginning this Sunday on Showtime.

Maybe we secretly want her job. Or maybe we just want to try out a tasty trist at London's May Fair Hotel.

Friday, January 16, 2009

Friday Fetishes


So here's a couple of places to plant your hot and not so bothered self this weekend...

Wet Your Appetite. Those Europeans know a thing or two about pumping up the pleasure quotient. And now the trend has hit our town. Dine in the dark. That's pitch black. Let your lover feed you in the ultimate in multi-sensual dining experience. Check out www.darkdining.com


Soak In Some Showgirls. All the pole dancing dramatics. All the pastie snatching sagas. All in one place. This is must see theater. Strip The Play.
For tickets: 323-960-7784

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Thing About Thursday...


Panties, holster, done and done. KiKi de Montparnasse? Yesterday, today and always.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Happy Hump Day


So, we basically say nay to new year's resolutions unless they involve things like spending more time watching porn. But this year, we're making a concerted effort to take our pole dancing skills to the next level. Consider this an ode to Marisa Tomei. That girl killed it in of 2008's best flicks, The Wrestler.

First step? Put a pole up in your pad. Go to www.xpoleus.com

Let the the pole dancing progress begin.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Compassionate Spanking

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Monday, January 12, 2009

Monday Monday


The thing I love about the sex industry? Everything. 2009 AVNs were just splendid. Can't you tell?

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Sinful Sundays


Wattup? It's Sunday and that means we woke up a little light headed after some hanky panky. Got lots of luscious ladies from the AVNs coming your way tomorrow, but in the meantime, here's a little snap of the tastiness I shared with someone even tastier Saturday afternoon, which lead to Sunday morning... Head downtown to Wurstkuche at 3rd and Traction. Why? Cuz phallic food is good.

Friday, January 9, 2009

TGIF


It's Friday lovelies, and that can only mean one thing: getting lucky in more places than Kentucky. What to do and where to go to get some this weekend?

Randy Road Trip?  Hop on into your hot rod and head out to Vegas to check out all the action at the AVNs with someone you find fetching. Plus pick up some naughty necessities to rev things up.


Wanna Shake Your Groove Thing? Everyone's favorite and fabulous drag party is celebrating it's super sweet 16. Take that MTV bitches. Grab your sassiest sweetie and head to the Echoplex for a lovefest that might just lead to some mattress mambo.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

The Whole Package



One of many responses to Kit Kat Club's open casting call for girls circa 1968.