In The Wind

It's time for Daytona Bike Week. And, as some of you know, Fluffer Gal is partial to chicks who don't ride bitch. The women with their own two wheels always win in our book. Besides, what's sexier than a honey who can handle her horsepower? Accessorize your ride with a to die for helmet from Atelier Ruby and you're ready to be road hard.

Happy Birthday Dame Elizabeth

8 marriages? No biggie. Afterall, it's a woman's prerogative to change her mind. Plus why just settle on ONE man to satisfy all your needs?

End Of The Week Obsessions

Who said a little stalking was so bad? We've got some big screen flicks that focus on the female form of being overly attentive and some suggestions on how to get cheap and loaded. Why? Because we like you.


We Hurt? Why? Cause We Love. The Silent Movie Theater has a double feature tonight of two tales of some chicks who are just plain misunderstood. The Story Of Adele H starring a Fluffer Gal Fave Isabelle Adjani (above), and Remember My Name. They just wanted to be loved...is that so wrong?

Bottomless Booze. Times they are tough. But Ivan Kane knows a thing or two about keeping the tips in tipsy. His new haunt Cafe Was features bottomless carafs of vino for only 15 bucks. All night every night.

Hidden Agendas. The Varnish Bar has opened inside Cole's downtown. If you can find it hidden behind the secret entrance, perhaps a risky rendez-vous with make you a little sleazy at this speakeasy.

Now we're not advocating all out alcohol. Just suggesting some sips might just take the edge of your week and hopefully help you heighten the horny.

Porn-A-Rama

We're primed in the power of porn, but has anyone noticed lately how it's popping up all over the place? We were told to How To Make Love Like A Porn Star, but now can dress, drink, smell and cook like one too? Maybe it's just about some financial fluffing, but adult entertainers are signing licensing deals faster than a major leaguer's pitch and we say bravo. It's about time these men and women make some dough from things other than money shots.

Here are some porn products that might peak your interest:

1. Rocco by Rocco Seffredi. Italy's most famous full frontal nude came out with a classy clothing line.
2. The Pornstar Cookbook. Favorite food recipes from the tasty talent who wet your appetite.
3. Vivid Girl. Cosmetics that stay on even when you're getting off.
4. Mistress Couture by Tera Patrick. Need we say more?
5. Sogno Uno by Savanna Samson. This vino got a solid 91 points from wine wunderkind Robert Parker.
6. Heartbreaker by Jenna Jameson. The sexy scent also comes in a shimmer body cream or bronzing oil, in case you were wondering.

Enjoy.

Your Weekly Workout

We just wanted to share with you a photo of our girl Estee on the X-Pole. This is a sneak peek of what we're working towards. Pole dancing not only tones you up, it opens you up. So throw on your favorite platform heels and climb on board.

The U.S. Pole Dancing Championship is March 15th in New York City. Just sayin.

Flirt Fatigue

We woke up this morning and realized we've been a bit pooped in the posting department. A little Fluffer Gal fatigue has suddenly set in. But don't worry...we're not letting the blues block our lust for life. There's a whole lotta sexy going on. A fearless friend inspired us to suggest some reading to get the engines revving.

Story Of O by Paul Reage
Delta Of Venus by Anais Nin
Intimate Wisdom by Karinna Kittles Karsten
I'm With The Band: Confessions Of A Groupie
by Pamela Des Barres
The Claiming Of Sleeping Beauty by Anne Rice
Story Of The Eye by George Bataille

Pour yourself a cocktail and let the pages turn you.

See It. Eat It.

Another Friday. Another attempt to titillate. We say indulge yourself in something outside the old zone of comfort and see where it takes you.


Dirty Pictures. WOW Storefront Gallery in Hollywood continues it's exhibition, All American Porn: 25 Years Of Erotic Photography. Get a glimpse of people getting caught in the act.


Biting It. The Bazaar at the SLS Hotel in Beverly Hills is living up to the hype. Chef Jose Andres will take your taste buds on a culinary journey that'll make those toes curl. Foie Gras lollipop with vanilla infused cotton candy anyone?

Going Deeper?

We were channel surfing last night and caught a new reality series Deeper Throat. The premise is a man, who turns out to be the head of the pinnacle of porn studios, Vivid Entertainment, is on a quest to remake the classic film Deep Throat. Now this guy already has quite the corral of credits under his belt and surely has the goods to get it done. And yeah, the original skin flick is the most profitable one ever to hit the silver screen. But, to be Fluffer Gal frank, the tv show is just another cheesy, overtly staged docudrama in our book. And the movie is a masterpiece not to be messed with. I mean come ON, a girl born with a clit in her throat? You can't top that. Surely there are some new story lines to be shot...any suggestions?

X Marks The Spot

So we were behind the scenes at a shoot the other day where we caught some of the most talented babes in the business in action. Pole dancing is not only an art form, it's an athletic accomplishment we're a bit further away from conquering than earlier thought. The human body is an amazing thing. Never, ever dismiss the sexy. Get one and get on: X-Pole.

Self Love

We were thinking about ourselves the other day and gave us a google. Ahhhh, a story of unrequited love in a tangled web of lies, deceit and heartbreak. Love triangle anyone? The Fluffer may NOT have won an avalanche of accolades, but it's a pic after our own hearts.

Guilt Pleasures Galore!

Or what we really want to call this post: Ode To Shane In The Key Of D....for delish. Sure, it's melodramatic, tragically acted and unbelievably unrealistic, but we LOVES us some L-Word. Especially Shane. She's calm, cool, collected and has the kind of nipple confidence any chick craves. New episodes are on Sunday nights, but they repeat throughout the week. And only three left to go! Just a word of advice for our Fluffer Gal Fave: Shane you gotta give Jenny the shaft...and we don't mean literally.

Sunday Sass.

What a weekend. We got into some much needed trouble per usual. Plus, New York Fashion week is in full swing and someone sneaked us some pics of the latest in lingerie lust; otherwise known as La Perla's Black Label. Sure, tomorrow's Monday, but why not throw caution to the wind and slip into something more comfortable tonight?

The Heart of the Matter

So it's finally another weekend, and this one is chock filled with options to get us all off. If you're sans a sweetheart this Valentine's, do sweat it. Being sexy is a state of mind, not a relationship status on Facebook. No need to be saint like.

Be Mine Bitches. LACE's annual Valentine's Day benefit bash. Perhaps there's a like minded art lover you can bring home to see your etchings.


Do It Big. If you're in the mood to mingle, downtown is where all the decadence is. Do Lab is throwing a to do that includes a performance by vampy vaudevillians Lucent Dossier.


Speaking of Spanking. Why not catch up on some much needed reading? Flogging is an excellent introduction to the art of tapping ass. We love a good page turner and know you do too.


And why waste all your time on the bells and whistles? A wise woman told us to skip the champagne and chocolate and head straight for the sheets. We say fuck, sleep, repeat.

Work It Weds

So we were chit chatting with the girls at Jumbo's last night. You know a little gossip about the guys and some insider tips on taking control of the pole...and the thing we love most about this place is that the ladies take the lead. From the bartenders, to the babes on stage, to the owners, these sisters are doing it for themselves.

Here's some more tunes we've added to our repertoire:

Van Halen Finish What You Started
Hooverphonic 2wicky
Living Colour Love Rears Its Ugly Head
Q Tip Vivrant Thing

And remember, get yourself an X-Pole and put that thing UP. It's a sure fire way to defeat those Valentine's Day doldrums.

If You Can't Get Some, Eat Some.

Now some people love him, some people hate him. But for us Anthony Bourdain is a Fluffer Gal Fave. Why? Because he has a true fetish for flavor. And ANYone that into tasty delights is a-ok.

Take a walk on the wild side with our boy and check out his special episode of No Reservations called Food Porn. It's a XXX selection of lip smacking delights. Plus, we all know the senses that food ignites can cause the same kick start to a sassy swagger that sex does.

Settle Down Now.

A fantastic friend was discussing the art of NOT settling over the weekend with us...and in honor of him and ourselves, here is a list what we WILL settle for, and nothing less:

1) Mind blowing sex and the chemistry that leads up to it.

Valentine's Day is approaching. Don't over think it. Just don't settle for anything less.

The Quickie

What's a girl to do when she falls in love at first sight? Sure we like to score luxury lingerie, but the sexiest way to a woman's heart is through her shoes. These Christian Louboutin pumps will make us your love slave for life. Or least til tomorrow...

They come in silver too, but Fluffer Gal never likes to play it safe, nor should you.

Wet And Wild Weekend

Rainy days make us want to stay in bed and get randy. But if you MUST get out, here's some stuff to wet your whistle this weekend.

Female Form. Wallace Berman and Richard Prince are shutterbugs who've dedicated their lives to capturing chicks in provocative poses. Go get inspired at Michael Kohn Gallery.

Lusty Liquids. Fondue and flight night at The Bread Bar in Century City. Tease those taste buds and excite your inner artisan. Co hosted by The Cheese Store of Beverly Hills. Decadence anyone?

Hair Today...Gone...?

Face it, nothing says you're getting lucky like some long luscious locks. Before she went bonkers, our girl Brigit Bardot was sex on a stick thanks to her silky sixties style. But what's a babe to do when she's just gotten bobbed?
Enter Beyond The Beauty. These peeps know a thing or two about turning on the temptation. And we're not talking trashy celebutard tresses. It's the real deal. We're thinking of going long this weekend...to catch a pass of course. The pro bowl ain't just for ball players if you catch our drift...

Songs In The Key Of Pole

So, as many of you know, we're making '09 all about the pole. And so far the magic mood really happens when the soundtrack is spot on.

Here's a list in progress of what to play:

N.E.R.D. Lapdance
The John Anderson Big Band The Stripper
AC/DC Thunderstruck
Madonna Give It To Me
Duffy Mercy
Britney Spears Circus

And remember, put up your own X-Pole to play along.

Send us your top tunes to shake your ta tas to and we'll add them to the list!!

When The Going Gets Rough...

We're all for a little rough play. But let's face it, things are rough out THERE too. What's the best way to curb that bad buzz? Pour yourself another tall one, put on those heels, crank up that music, and dance your ass off. Remember the magic of a mix tape? The awesomeness of analog? We're whipping out the pole tonight for practice and reporting back tomorrow...

Not Mad At Monday

Who said Mondays have to be a major buzz kill? Malo has $1 tacos and the tastiest tequila in town. What better way to prep for a little post meal pasty performance? Pick out some perfection at Agent Provocateur.