Twisted Sister

Another week, another move to add to our ever increasing repertoire. The gorgeous girls at BeSpun offer pole dancing classes that will take your body to a whole other level of lusciousness. Seriously, this stuff does a body good. And remember, practice makes perfect, so get an X-Pole pronto.

Winter is soooo over. Spring forward to a new sexy state of mind and leave the past behind!!

Happy Birthday To Us

Ok, it may be a LITTLE self absorbed to wish ourselves happy birthday, but screw it. And while we're at it (and while our fierce fashionistas are en route back from Paris Fashion Week and we're DYING to get all the saucy scoop)...deep sigh...we just want to say: all we really want is high heels (Christian Louboutin, Christian Louboutin, Christian Louboutin). And hot sex. Done and done.

F**k Yeah It's Friday!

Lots to do. Little time. Get yourself ready for some scintillating stuff this weekend.

Motorcycle Mamas. Our two favorite things: curves and choppers, all in one place. Voluptuous Biker Babes is coming to the New Beverly Cinema. Camp, porn and sexploitation...need we say more?


Eating It. Late night dining can be a real drag, and we don't mean the kind that comes in heels and full make up. Our boys Jon and Vinny serve up meaty masterpieces til 2am on the weekends that bring out the primal part in all of us at Animal.


Seedy And Sexy. Anyone born during the month of March (that's us!) can take one of downtown's Esoteric Tours for $3.33. It's a sneak peek into Main Street's notorious and naughty underbelly.

The Quickie

Sometimes there are no words. Just fabulous photos. We love this town.

Everyone's Doing It

The more we read about it, the more we can't get over how many frisky folks are putting poles up in their houses. Kate Hudson, Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba, Fergie...not to mention Cindy Crawford. And who wouldn't want to look as good as her? Even Long Island Lolita Miss Amy Fisher is apparently appearing in a skin flick as a stripper who works a good pole. Though, we like to think a little class goes a long way when you're shaking your ass.
Point is, we're having fun strutting our stuff and want to spread the gospel of getting some. Trust us: nothing helps you feel hotter than a little bump and grind. So come on, get your X-Pole installed and let's start a dirty dance revolution!

The Buzz

Everyone needs a little release from time to time. But why not make it a little luxurious? These mini vibrators from Lelo come in 18K gold plate or stainless steel. And guess what? The sleek, sexy and stylishly ergonomic design contours the body perfectly. With 27 speeds to choose from, we hardly think getting off more than once will be an issue.